Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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