dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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