Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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