Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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