Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
