Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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