dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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