You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am available for nakedness
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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