I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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