Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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