Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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