ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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