She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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