Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice