He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Barsexuality is the new black.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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