Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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