ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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