I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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