I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize