I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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