Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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