Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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