if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and she was petting her beer can
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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