whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
id be glad to
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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