If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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