I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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what are you doing with your life
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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