And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We just shotgunned beers for America
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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