her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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