My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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