i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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