i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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