where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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