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dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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