Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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