whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
They have beer where we have blood.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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