return my video game
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
