my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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