I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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