Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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