One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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