We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
