My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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