I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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