2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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