oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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