i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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