think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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