we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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