..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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