Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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