you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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