Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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