I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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