I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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