A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
